Amuses

Some things that amuse me

Women who wear split skirts in windy weather and then walk along the street virtually bent double trying to hold the skirt together. If they don't want to show off their legs why do they wear the skirt in the first place ?
Car drivers who don't realise that buses are bigger than their car, and are going to pull out in front of them cos the driver couldn't care less, and there's not a lot they can do about it.
Brain-dead pedestrians standing at pelican crossings staring gormlessly at the pedestrian lights waiting for the little green man to light up, who look amazed when you step out into the road because you've noticed the traffic lights change and the cars stop. I find that this is particularly noticeable in London.
A crowd of even more brain-dead pedestrians standing at pelican crossings staring gormlessly at the pedestrian lights waiting for the little green man to light up, not one of whom has pressed the button to make the lights change.
MENSA: "A organization for people whom you would not otherwise suspect of being intelligent."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who do not."

That's all folks!